—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
- “Red apples are so sickly-sweet, don’t you think? People tend to like something… a little sharper”
- “and green apples suggest… bitter;
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
every single time I see this post it’s a different picture of darren criss